Where can a girl get some sweet Robot love?

If someone’s junk mail folder ever said anything about them, mine would basically say that perhaps I am too shy to just tell myself to my own face that I need to work on my “pleasuring” skills, and that is why I have felt the need to send myself numerous messeges with hot tips and advise on just how to achieve ultimate pimp status.  Additionally, I apparently have blocked myself from my own inbox.  This digital self hate can’t be healthy.  I shall comfort myself by sending myself forwards of kittens in mittens, rating myself a 10 on hotornot.com and giving myself an wicked awesome self high five.  Then promptly unfriend myself on facebook.