My Obama Election

You know the label on the bottle said I should make a call if it was still there after 4 hours.  I am concerned.

In other news, Obama is having his election night rally right here in chicago in Grant park.  Some friends and I have made plans to join the festivities on this historically significant night – but apparently you need tickets! Ugh.. so after signing up on his website I am left to wait to hear back if tickets open up.  How can they not let me in, I ask. Obama and I are practically the same person.  He’s been accused of being Muslim, and my parents accuse me of that all the time.  His middle name is Hussain, and I’ve been nicknamed Hussy by many.  He is seemingly going prematurely grey, and I’ve been known to be a bit premature (seriously.. this election has got me very excited).  Its as if we are the Marie Kate and Ashley Olson of the Political and Financial world.  Undeniable.  So get off your rump Democratic Party, quit sending me requests for money Michelle Obama, and just give me a ticket already!