Eureka!

It does become progressively more difficult to blogulate when one has not blogified in a while. But, tonight here I sit in front of my Perfect Home two speed, three temp level home heater, warmed by the glow of my laptop, ready to smoke my pipe and tell some stories. But first, I must introduce you to this:

This glorious calculator was recently discovered lying on the sidewalk, abandoned outside a NYC club, delicately wrapped in saran wrap for … well… for what exactly, I ask? What? I personally prefer to preserve my calculators in my Ronco Food Dehydrator, but why the saran wrap, why on the side walk to be found at 4 in the morning by a bunch of math nerds, why cruel world why?!?  I did recently see a saran wrapped calculator lying on the counter at a thai restaurant the other day – Could that simply be it? disgruntled restaurant employee seeks revenge by stealing sacred secret saran wrapped calculator, loses it on sidewalk while on the way to ritualistic burning, now must simply quell burning rage by dunking elbows in soup and giving customers change in pesos.  It might just be, dear readers, it might just be.

In other news, I recently spent 2 weeks traveling with my family to Dubai and Pakistan.  Now that my stomach has decided to join Team Saba again,  it might be time to tell some tales of adventures abroad.  However, as it is past my bedtime, and my home heater is burning the flesh on my legs I must cut this post short.  Soon I will return with tales of exotic lands, peoples, fruits, and bacteria.