Archive for January, 2008
Unibrows of Furry!
It has been drawn to my attention that speculation has been circulating that this unibrow is no more. That perhaps the threads of fate have dealt a splitting blow to this unibrow. But have no fear, this unibrow plans to furrow like its never furrowed before. This blog will be more forehead hair than one person can handle. And what better way to commemorate this glorious (if yet still speculative) come back of the brow than with some other noteworthy comebacks that are sure to get everyones’ hearts a quiverin’.
Two of the most legendary action hero super stars are karate chopping their way into the mainstream again – challenging our palettes for ponytails and hammer pants.
JCVD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBmTA51qGzM
Ah, Jean Claude, you have heightened my love for the dirty french tenfold!
Steven Seagal
I particularly enjoy the comments of Loony “Lunatic Mind”:
“I saw Steven Seagal live in concert. He started off playing some kind of violin. But then someone spilled a drink on him, and he snapped. He took his bow, and stabbed the guy in the neck with it!The concert went downhill from there. He threw his violin across the room, and screaming something about ‘coming back from the dead.’ Then he karate chopped the speaker set next to him. He howled like a beast.I found his singing to be good, and his violin playing was adequate, but I particularly liked his animalistic screams of rage. I ordered the CD, and I hope I can find the same intensity on the disc.Thanks, Mr. Seagal. Art and Violence do go hand in hand! “
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